Saturday, August 2, 2008

Quotes - Kitchen

KITCHEN

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
Bon Appétit
Breakfast At Tiffany’s
Broken cookies don't have calories
Buen Provecho
Christ, the Center of Our Home, A Guest at Every Meal, A Silent Listener to Every conversation
Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives
Dinner is better when we eat together
Eat your peas
Grandma's kitchen. . . Tasters welcome
Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt
I kiss better than I cook
If you can't wash the dishes -- don't eat
If you want breakfast in bed. . . sleep in the kitchen
If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Life is yummy
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations
My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
No Empty Chairs
Never trust a skinny cook
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven.
Real men wear aprons
Season everything with love
So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate -- Plautus
There's room for all of God's creatures…right next to the mashed potatoes.
This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking
This kitchen is self serve Today's Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it World Famous Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches

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